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London: a story in pictures
This one is called “man on train has picture of Ewan McGregor as Obi Wan Kenobi in iPhone“. Much better than a picture of your shitty kids. All hail the one true Kenobi.
In Review: Steel Rats
In my mind, I like to think Steel Rats was conceived at 3am by a load of drunken game devs. Stumbling home, one of them drunkenly slurs, “Listen, listen, I’ve got… an idea..”

Another week, another video game review. This time round, I got my leather biker gloves around the handlebars of Steel Rats, the latest entry into the clearly overcrowded 2.5D stunt-bike puzzle brawler market. It’s a blast to play, and well worth a look if you’re a fan of arcade games.
Facebook data breach

Only 90s internet kids will understand
Once seen, never unseen. We all remember the first time we saw the fleshy pink cavern. We screamed, but all we heard was the sound of our own horror, a dull echo, reflected back from within the meaty walls. We tried not to look, but our eyes were forever drawn back, again, and again. Almost as if the gaping circumference held us in its own gravity well, drawing us forever closer,
Welcome back, old memories.

Seen at the Sackler gallery in London. As far as tributes go, this is one of the most tasteful I’ve ever seen.
But it begs the question: is the artist naive for not knowing the connotations, or am I a horrible person for assuming what it is.
I think I’m probably the horrible person.
Food &
Hi, welcome to Food &. How can I help?
… And?
Food.
Yes, but. What else?
This is Food &. How can…
Yes. Food. And…?
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AND WHAT ELSE?
Food.
*strangled rage*

Special £1 coin expected to mark Brexit
How the giraffe got his long neck
Wednesday. 1993.
An author is born.

Hello, world.
Me: I should get out there, see the world. Experience life to the full.
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